gnarly-gnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

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likebluefire:

 

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my bending is more powerful than yours

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meowvatore:

onamelancholyhill:

kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

I am completely losing my shit over this.

OK.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

OMFG IM PEEING

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON TUMBLR

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alpha-stanley:

-fuckmylollipop:

 

Jamie Lynn Spears - Follow Me (Zoey 101 Theme)

hardcore throwback

I played it, and suddenly all lyrics came flowing back.

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krazykat-minionofmisha:

uncagethemonster:

consulting-assbutt-with-a-box:

whitefolk:

melpeezy:

wat do canadians give thanks for

being so close to america

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I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of our gays getting married

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Ouch.

Well played, Canada. Well played.

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unluckycharmxo:

stingraye:

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

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urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

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