one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
I am completely losing my shit over this.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
OMFG IM PEEING
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON TUMBLR
Jamie Lynn Spears - Follow Me (Zoey 101 Theme)
I played it, and suddenly all lyrics came flowing back.
wat do canadians give thanks for
being so close to america
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of our gays getting married
Well played, Canada. Well played.
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too