brigwife:

silentmiracles:

themetalhead:

  • there are smart people who believe in a higher power
  • there are smart people who don’t believe in anything
  • there are idiots who believe in a higher power
  • there are idiots who don’t believe in anything
  • a person’s level of intelligence is not dictated by their view on religion

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c2ndy2c1d:

FUCK 

now this is something i have to do to live on…. 

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epic-humor:

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read
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chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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